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Corvette ZR1X AARP Track Package Built for Drivers Racing Their Own Obituaries
The ultimate track weapon for drivers with titanium knees, paid-off mortgages and unfinished wills. Chevrolet is reportedly developing a Corvette ZR1X AARP Track Package for drivers who can afford 1,250 horsepower but need both hands, a titanium knee and a controlled breathing exercise to exit the vehicle. The package targets America’s most financially qualified speed demons: men with paid-off mortgages, fourteen prescriptions and a deep need to prove mortality remains negoti
Nick "Car Sick" Cavanaugh
Jul 184 min read
Corvette ZR1X AARP Track Package Built for Drivers Racing Their Own Obituaries
The ultimate track weapon for drivers with titanium knees, paid-off mortgages and unfinished wills. Chevrolet is reportedly developing a Corvette ZR1X AARP Track Package for drivers who can afford 1,250 horsepower but need both hands, a titanium knee and a controlled breathing exercise to exit the vehicle. The package targets America’s most financially qualified speed demons: men with paid-off mortgages, fourteen prescriptions and a deep need to prove mortality remains negoti
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